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Words Women Use

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they
are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how
a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that
your football game is going to last before you take out the trash,
so it's an even trade.

NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing"
is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to
turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually
signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with
"Fine"

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over
"Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care"
You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes,
followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about
"Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an
idiot at that moment, and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with
you over "Nothing"

HAPPY 14th MONTH ANNIVERSARY, HONEY!!

Never Argue With Kids 

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah. The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him.

I took a personality quiz today and guess wat i found out about myself.....

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Ohhhh! How good does that look? *rubs tummy* lol

YAY! No school for a week!! Imma sleep in till dinner time!! lol

                   

(( CURRENT ))

[x] Current Mood: tired as hell

[x] Current Taste: Dr.Pepper

[x] Current Annoyance:  stupid phone calls at work

[x] Current Smell: DAMN KIMLAY! Put ur arms down girl!!!

[x] Current Thing You Ought To Be Doing:  SAVING THE WORLD!

[x] Current Refreshment: Dr.Pepper

[x] Current Worry: My Physics project thats due Mon!

(( WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU.... ))

[x] Bought Something:  yesterday at Victoria Secret.com (theres a sale, ladies!!) lol  

[x] Farted: wtf!?

[x] Talked To An Ex: 3 mins ago! (mad Trung??) haha

(( SOCIAL LIFE ))

[x] Boyfriend/girlfriend:Yup! 2 boyfriends and 3 girlfriends!

[x] Do You Have A Job: RezLink International

[x] Do You Like Being Around People: NO! People smell! 

[x] Are you happy with you and your life: Uh huh! ^-^

[x] If you could change something in your life, what would it be: MY HAIR!!